Few points to ponder regarding our little world
1. Apple Vs The rest of the world. You've read, i've listen, and i've been sick sick sick and sick of how those Apple users narrow thought on how great is their machine, Ipod, bla bla bla... these are typicals lines,
a. Ipod is the coolest things in the world, its simple, and it works. ah, Yes.. itunes sells DRM * Digital Right Management, "find urself if u wanna know wat", its a little virus for the freedom)music as the rest of the world. since 2004-2006 sales has been 6fold increase but since January 2006, sales is down up to 58%, making it standing at only 3fold increase. Ipod in US , 80Gig sells for US 350 , while in Oz sells approx at US 385, and in malaysia it sells at US420, WAT DA FUCK are one integrated world for? marketing machine sucks... How da fuck that people can buy songs from any yahoo stores, or any music stores in the world, but Itunes is only in certain world...??
b. Apple is best computer in the world. Oh yes, if you're A designer, or animation pro, or photographer, becoz alot of softwares are designed to run quite nicely in Mac. Well, i am an engineer, where the heck is fucking apple software? no advance version of autocad, such as mechanical desktop, or any Solid edge... And regarding bechmarking a computer performance,... every brand is benchmarked in a magazine EXCEPT apple.. no competition , no critics.. just a blind faith from the customer.. welcome... i have many of my vrens who worship apple and buy Mac Pro for the sake of its coolness. You want stable Windows? then get a nice Qosmio... its stable, better screen, all in one...wat else?
To be continued.....
NB. I do own a Mac, and i do love my Mac. I am using both iMac and Windows Laptop. I'm just sick of those blind-folded wankers mac worshipper
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2. Oil Price Vs Stock market
Not many ppl i admit do cares about Price of oil, or Dow Jones index, or What is KLSE. Hey,.... no problem.
Price of oil up, then comes routers and bloomberg and the rest of the world... stock price up becoz oil price up, then the oil price keeps going higher, and then stock price down becoz oil price is too high.... bla bla bla.. you know the story if you keep following
Then Price of oil down, stock price up becoz world oil price down, then oil price keep going further down, ... "stock price down" because oil company's share is down... ha3x...
world is full of people who doesnt know what's going on and kept writing the same things over and over and over just for the sake of getting an article out or maybe to justify the craziness of investment world (in a manner,hopefully related reasoning) which even Newton can never ever solve it.
Do you follow Forex (foreign exchange?), Phewww..... watch Fed Board meeting... you will get used to how they play up the market..... and media
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Wednesday, December 13, 2006
Dilemma of a naive world...
Saturday, October 28, 2006
40 MISTAKES MEN MAKE WHILE HAVING SEX WITH WOMEN
I received this on my email a while ago, have fun reading.
40 MISTAKES MEN MAKE WHILE HAVING SEX WITH WOMEN
(Some Men Really Need To Read This)
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1) NOT KISSING FIRST.
Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her
feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by
cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of
foreplay.
2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR.
Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a
difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to
extinguish
the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts.
3) NOT SHAVING.
You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you
rake
repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head
from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance.
4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST.
Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they
get
their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them.
5) BITING HER NIPPLES.
Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down like they're
trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive.
They can't stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking your
tongue across them is good. Pretending they're a doggie toy isn't.
6) TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES.
Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between finger and
thumb like you're trying to find a radio station in a hilly area. Focus on
the whole breasts, not just the exclamation points.
7) IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY.
A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs: Breastville East and
West, and the Midtown Tunnel. There are vast areas of her body which you've
ignored far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown Vagina. So
start paying them some attention.
8) GETTING THE HAND TRAPPED.
Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result in tangled
fingers and underpants. If you're going to be that aggressive, just ask
her
to take the damn things off.
9) LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT.
Condom disposal is the man's responsibility. You wore it, you store it.
10) ATTACKING THE CLITORIS.
Direct pressure is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers along
side of the clitoris.
11) STOPPING FOR A BREAK.
Women, unlike men, don't pick up where they left off. If you stop, they
plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she's not there, keep
going at all costs, numb jaw or not.
12) UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY.
Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when naked at the
waist with a sweater stuck over her head. Unwrap her like an elegant
present,
not a kid's toy.
13) GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY.
Stroking her gently through her panties can be very sexy. Pulling the
material up between her thighs and yanking it back and forth is not.
14) BEING OBSESSED WITH THE VAGINA.
Although most men can find the clitoris without maps, they still
believe
that the vagina is where it's all at. No sooner is your hand down there
than
you're trying to stuff stolen banknotes up a chimney. This is okay in
principle, but if you're not careful, it can hurt - so don't get carried
away. It's best to pay more attention to her clitoris and the exterior of
her
vagina at first, then gently slip a finger inside her
and see if she likes it.
15) MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY.
You're attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing massage to get her in
the mood. Hands and fingertips are okay; elbows and knees are not.
16) UNDRESSING PREMATURELY.
Don't force the issue by stripping before she's at least made some move
toward getting your stuff off, even if it's just undoing a couple of
buttons.
17) TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST.
A man in socks and underpants is at his worst. Lose the socks first.
18) GOING TOO FAST.
When you get to the penis-in-vagina situation, the worst thing you can
do
is pump away like an industrial power tool - she'll soon feel like an
assembly line worker made obsolete by your technology. Build up slowly,
with
clean, straight, regular thrusts.
19) GOING TOO HARD.
If you bash your great triangular hip bones into her thigh or stomach,
the pain is equal to two weeks of horseback riding concentrated into a few
seconds.
20) COMING TOO SOON.
Every man's fear. With reason. If you shoot before you see the whites
of
her eyes, make sure you have a backup plan to ensure her pleasure too.
21) NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH.
It may appear to you that humping for an hour without climaxing is the
mark of a sex god, but to her it's more likely the mark of a numb vagina.
At
least buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something to hold her
interest while you're playing Marathon Man.
22) ASKING IF SHE HAS COME.
You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise. But if you
really don't know, don't ask
23) PERFORMING ORAL SEX TOO GENTLY.
Don't act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get your whole mouth
down
there, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on her
clitoris.
24) NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN.
Men persist in doing this until she's eyeball-to-penis, hoping that it
will lead very swiftly to mouth-to-penis. All women hate this. It's about
three steps from being dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want her to
use her mouth, use yours; try talking seductively to her.
25) NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX.
Sperm tastes like sea water mixed with egg white. Not everybody likes
it.
When she's performing oral sex, warn her before you come so she can do
what's
necessary.
26) MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO.
Don't thrust. She'll do all the moving during fellatio. You just lie
there. And don't grab her head.
27) TAKING ETIQUETTE ADVICE FROM PORN MOVIES.
In X-rated movies, women seem to love it when men ejaculate over
them.
In real life, it just means more laundry to do.
28) MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES.
Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she does
all
the hard work is not. Caress her gently, so that she doesn't feel quite so
much like the captain of a schooner. And let her have a rest.
29) ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
This is how men earn a reputation for not being able to follow
directions.
If you want to put it there, ask her first. And don't think that being
drunk
is an excuse.
30) TAKING PICTURES.
When a man says, "Can I take a photo of you?" she'll hear the
words"__to
show my buddies." At least let her have custody of them.
31) NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH.
Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her back to pouring
honey
on her and licking it off. Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers are all
handy
props; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a no no.
32) SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH AGAINST HERS.
There is no less erotic noise. It's as sexy as a belching contest.
33) ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES.
If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless she's a
Romanian
gymnast, don't get too ambitious. Ask yourself if you want a sexual partner
with snapped hamstrings.
34) LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE.
Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for men because they
have
a prostate. Women don't.
35) GIVING LOVE BITES.
It is highly erotic to exert some gentle suction on the sides of the
neck,
if you do it carefully. No woman wants to have to wear turtlenecks and
jaunty
scarves for weeks on end.
36) BARKING INSTRUCTIONS.
Don't shout encouragement like a coach with a megaphone. It's not a big
turn-on.
37) TALKING DIRTY.
It makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900line.
If
she likes nasty talk, she'll let you know
38) NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES.
You have to finish the job. Keep on trying until you get it right, and
she
might even do the same for you.
39) SQUASHING HER.
Men generally weigh more than women, so if you lie on her a bit too
heavily, she will turn blue.
40) THANKING HER.
Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Your bedroom is not a
soup kitchen.
Saturday, October 14, 2006
TEST..
I took a few small tests today,... some of them really impressed me, on accuracy, however, test is a test, nothing more, the one who knows me best is myself and my dearest.
njoy reading
| Your Linguistic Profile: |
| 35% General American English |
| 35% Yankee |
| 20% Dixie |
| 5% Upper Midwestern |
| 0% Midwestern |
| Your Personality Is |
You are sensible, down to earth, and goal oriented. Bottom line, you are good at playing by the rules. You tend to be dominant - and you are a natural leader. You are interested in rules and order. Morals are important to you. A hard worker, you give your all at whatever you do. You're very serious, and people often tell you to lighten up. In love, you tend to take things carefully and slowly. At work, you are suited to almost any career - but you excel in leadership positions. With others, you tend to be polite and formal. As far as looks go, you are traditionally attractive. You take good care of yourself. On weekends, you tend to like to do organized activities. In fact, you often organize them! |
| You Are Los Angeles |
 Young and fun, you always know where the best parties are. And while you tend to keep things carefree and casual... You certainly can glam it up when you need to. Famous people from Los Angeles: Tyra Banks, Jake Gyllenhall, Freddie Prinze Jr. |
If You Were Born in 2893... |
 Your Name Would Be: Enm Irb And You Would Be: A Space Pirate |
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| You Are 8: The Challenger |
You're brave, impulsive, and gutsy - loving challenges. You act first and think later. And you're not afraid to speak up. You are confident, so much so that you can be a bit bossy at times. Whether people like it or not, you always stand up for yourself. |
| You May Be a Bit Antisocial... |
 Antisocial? That may be a bit of an understatement. You think rules are meant to be broken - and with gusto! Having no fear, you don't even think about consequences. But people love you anyway... you've got a boatload of charm. |
| You Belong in New Zealand |
 Good on ya, mate You're the best looking one of the bunch Though you're often forgotten... You're quite proud of who you are |
| Your Dominant Intelligence is Bodily-Kinesthetic Intelligence |
 You are naturally athletic and coordinated, good at making your mind and body work together. Sports are fun and easy for you, especially those requiring good hand - eye coordination. There's also a good chance you're a great dancer, or good at expressing yourself through body language. You learn best by doing, and you feel like you've always got to be moving (even if it's just your hands). You would make a good athlete, physical education teaches, dancer, actor, firefighter, or artisan. |
Saturday, September 02, 2006
Pissed Off!!!Nando's or Room service Asia?
Well, today i felt like having nando's. I had nap for quite a while then when i woke up around 6something,i did something .. skip all that then i went to search nando's online. I had seen a nando's delivery at my condo in LagoonView so i wanted to give it a try. Yosh, i gotta download the menu then..choose that i wanted to have half chicken and 2sidelines which is priced at around 17 bucks.
Then i called their branch in Bandar Sunway,... wankers.... doesnt work,.. so i tried the one in Subang parade... at last someone picked the phone up. Then that person gave me the number to call if i wanted to order for delivery. Yosh.. !! hungry and full of expectation, i called this number, and a girl was taking order... i gave her the detail... name, phone number, bla bla bla... then after ordered that, she said,
"what wud u like to order?" I told her my order then i said i wanted hot ...
"anything else sir?"
" nothing .. i think that wud be all"
"i'm sorry sir, but your order must be at least 20 bucks"...
"oh... ok, then can u change the order for me, ?"
" ok..."
" whole chicken and one peri peri chips"( sud be around 32bucks)
"and wud u like hot or extra hot?"
confuse, i said, "Hah?"
"wud u like extra hot, hot, mild or??"
"i said " same like before of course.. hot"
(this question is not even logical???)
then she said..
" ok.. everything for 40-bla bla bla dollars"....
a bit confuse on why it gets tat much... i just said.. ok...
While waiting i had a bag of potato chips.. coz i am darn hungry..
At 8.15pm, it arrived, and when i saw the bill...
WAT DA F**k..... 47 bucks... Son of a holy F**ker Bitch.... shit heaad.. how the hell.. tat can be tat expensive.. well.. after tax 5 bucks.... service charge.. and there it is... the "DELIVERY COST "
10 RINGGIT... ( Look at the picture...)
I am so pissed off.... 
god dammit.. a god damn chicken.. for nearly 50 bucks....???? are they out of their mind? i can slaughter the whole gank of chicken with that money up here...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..
never ever... those shit head Room Service Asia..
Even dominoz or Pizza hut is 30 minutes guarantee with no delivery cost...
Stupid... world..
Ninth
Today, like the other days
I enjoy going out there
with my bottle of water
sittin on the balcony of the ninth floor
At night i dont know what am I searching for
I dont have question in my mind
I dont have answer to look forward to
I have no idea what i am there for
except,....
probably its quiet and person-less over there
I looked at the sky,
I found few stars, some i was sure, some i wasnt
the light was nice, the air was okay
Sit I for an hour,
and then more, and then more...
sometimes waiting for sms
sometimes waiting for nothing,
Is this world all about it
something that cant get out of your mind
something that will haunt you
a never ending promise that will test your endurance
of how far are you willing to wait and wait and wait
none can tell you when its over
none can tell you where it will go
none can tell you how will it go
none can tell you what on your way
none can......
none is needed to share those things
I missed time when you can be true to yourself
We are borned funny,,,,,,,
funnily a way that we need something to listen
The way you make me feel,
lasted for long...
it aint timeless, but its smooth
maybe i am an idiot,
life isnt all about it....
Life is lonely,
no matter how much you smile,
no matter how much you jump,
no matter how much you tell stories,
no matter how much you laugh,
no matter how many friends you have
sometimes, its just lonely
but we stupidly believe tat we need time for ourselves,
where pride is traded for peace
This place is gonna be like others
Stayed and left behind
People are nice,....
I'm just not for them,
It's not the time.........
Hahaha,
life's good...
Kenz
Sunday, August 27, 2006
Chinatown-Different exposure
By Yip Cheong fun
" Teach me to live under the sun,
To learn, to work and to have fun.
Mould me like the potter's clay,
Fill and inspire me each day."
"Live then like the eternal sun,
Bright, warm and pure like it's rays.
Light up the lives of everyone.
Love your folks and cherish them always.
Seek your true self; know your soul,
and feel the filial piety in your heart.
Then have a vision of your role and goal,
In school, home and society for a start.
By all means, enjoy life and have fun,
If it goes with caring and sharing that's kind.
There's fun in work for everyone -
If it does engage his passion and mind.
Be careful then how you live in joy or sorrow.
Dwell in humility and wisdom each day.
As you learn to number your days, you'll know
That you may be the potter, not the clay."
Andrew Yip, Author, Chinatown - Different Exposures
