Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Dilemma of a naive world...

Few points to ponder regarding our little world

1. Apple Vs The rest of the world. You've read, i've listen, and i've been sick sick sick and sick of how those Apple users narrow thought on how great is their machine, Ipod, bla bla bla... these are typicals lines,
a. Ipod is the coolest things in the world, its simple, and it works. ah, Yes.. itunes sells DRM * Digital Right Management, "find urself if u wanna know wat", its a little virus for the freedom)music as the rest of the world. since 2004-2006 sales has been 6fold increase but since January 2006, sales is down up to 58%, making it standing at only 3fold increase. Ipod in US , 80Gig sells for US 350 , while in Oz sells approx at US 385, and in malaysia it sells at US420, WAT DA FUCK are one integrated world for? marketing machine sucks... How da fuck that people can buy songs from any yahoo stores, or any music stores in the world, but Itunes is only in certain world...??
b. Apple is best computer in the world. Oh yes, if you're A designer, or animation pro, or photographer, becoz alot of softwares are designed to run quite nicely in Mac. Well, i am an engineer, where the heck is fucking apple software? no advance version of autocad, such as mechanical desktop, or any Solid edge... And regarding bechmarking a computer performance,... every brand is benchmarked in a magazine EXCEPT apple.. no competition , no critics.. just a blind faith from the customer.. welcome... i have many of my vrens who worship apple and buy Mac Pro for the sake of its coolness. You want stable Windows? then get a nice Qosmio... its stable, better screen, all in one...wat else?

To be continued.....
NB. I do own a Mac, and i do love my Mac. I am using both iMac and Windows Laptop. I'm just sick of those blind-folded wankers mac worshipper
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2. Oil Price Vs Stock market

Not many ppl i admit do cares about Price of oil, or Dow Jones index, or What is KLSE. Hey,.... no problem.
Price of oil up, then comes routers and bloomberg and the rest of the world... stock price up becoz oil price up, then the oil price keeps going higher, and then stock price down becoz oil price is too high.... bla bla bla.. you know the story if you keep following
Then Price of oil down, stock price up becoz world oil price down, then oil price keep going further down, ... "stock price down" because oil company's share is down... ha3x...
world is full of people who doesnt know what's going on and kept writing the same things over and over and over just for the sake of getting an article out or maybe to justify the craziness of investment world (in a manner,hopefully related reasoning) which even Newton can never ever solve it.

Do you follow Forex (foreign exchange?), Phewww..... watch Fed Board meeting... you will get used to how they play up the market..... and media

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Saturday, October 28, 2006

40 MISTAKES MEN MAKE WHILE HAVING SEX WITH WOMEN

I received this on my email a while ago, have fun reading.


40 MISTAKES MEN MAKE WHILE HAVING SEX WITH WOMEN
(Some Men Really Need To Read This)
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1) NOT KISSING FIRST.
Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her
feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by
cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of
foreplay.

2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR.
Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a
difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to
extinguish
the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts.

3) NOT SHAVING.
You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you
rake
repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head
from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance.

4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST.
Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they
get
their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them.

5) BITING HER NIPPLES.
Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down like they're
trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive.
They can't stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking your
tongue across them is good. Pretending they're a doggie toy isn't.

6) TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES.
Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between finger and
thumb like you're trying to find a radio station in a hilly area. Focus on
the whole breasts, not just the exclamation points.

7) IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY.
A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs: Breastville East and
West, and the Midtown Tunnel. There are vast areas of her body which you've
ignored far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown Vagina. So
start paying them some attention.

8) GETTING THE HAND TRAPPED.
Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result in tangled
fingers and underpants. If you're going to be that aggressive, just ask
her
to take the damn things off.

9) LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT.
Condom disposal is the man's responsibility. You wore it, you store it.

10) ATTACKING THE CLITORIS.
Direct pressure is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers along

side of the clitoris.

11) STOPPING FOR A BREAK.
Women, unlike men, don't pick up where they left off. If you stop, they

plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she's not there, keep

going at all costs, numb jaw or not.

12) UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY.
Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when naked at the
waist with a sweater stuck over her head. Unwrap her like an elegant
present,
not a kid's toy.

13) GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY.
Stroking her gently through her panties can be very sexy. Pulling the
material up between her thighs and yanking it back and forth is not.

14) BEING OBSESSED WITH THE VAGINA.
Although most men can find the clitoris without maps, they still
believe
that the vagina is where it's all at. No sooner is your hand down there
than
you're trying to stuff stolen banknotes up a chimney. This is okay in
principle, but if you're not careful, it can hurt - so don't get carried
away. It's best to pay more attention to her clitoris and the exterior of
her
vagina at first, then gently slip a finger inside her
and see if she likes it.

15) MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY.
You're attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing massage to get her in
the mood. Hands and fingertips are okay; elbows and knees are not.

16) UNDRESSING PREMATURELY.
Don't force the issue by stripping before she's at least made some move
toward getting your stuff off, even if it's just undoing a couple of
buttons.

17) TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST.
A man in socks and underpants is at his worst. Lose the socks first.

18) GOING TOO FAST.
When you get to the penis-in-vagina situation, the worst thing you can
do
is pump away like an industrial power tool - she'll soon feel like an
assembly line worker made obsolete by your technology. Build up slowly,
with
clean, straight, regular thrusts.

19) GOING TOO HARD.
If you bash your great triangular hip bones into her thigh or stomach,
the pain is equal to two weeks of horseback riding concentrated into a few
seconds.

20) COMING TOO SOON.
Every man's fear. With reason. If you shoot before you see the whites
of
her eyes, make sure you have a backup plan to ensure her pleasure too.

21) NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH.
It may appear to you that humping for an hour without climaxing is the
mark of a sex god, but to her it's more likely the mark of a numb vagina.
At
least buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something to hold her
interest while you're playing Marathon Man.

22) ASKING IF SHE HAS COME.
You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise. But if you
really don't know, don't ask

23) PERFORMING ORAL SEX TOO GENTLY.
Don't act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get your whole mouth
down
there, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on her
clitoris.

24) NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN.
Men persist in doing this until she's eyeball-to-penis, hoping that it
will lead very swiftly to mouth-to-penis. All women hate this. It's about
three steps from being dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want her to
use her mouth, use yours; try talking seductively to her.

25) NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX.
Sperm tastes like sea water mixed with egg white. Not everybody likes
it.
When she's performing oral sex, warn her before you come so she can do
what's
necessary.

26) MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO.
Don't thrust. She'll do all the moving during fellatio. You just lie
there. And don't grab her head.

27) TAKING ETIQUETTE ADVICE FROM PORN MOVIES.
In X-rated movies, women seem to love it when men ejaculate over
them.
In real life, it just means more laundry to do.

28) MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES.
Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she does
all
the hard work is not. Caress her gently, so that she doesn't feel quite so
much like the captain of a schooner. And let her have a rest.

29) ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
This is how men earn a reputation for not being able to follow
directions.
If you want to put it there, ask her first. And don't think that being
drunk
is an excuse.

30) TAKING PICTURES.
When a man says, "Can I take a photo of you?" she'll hear the
words"__to
show my buddies." At least let her have custody of them.

31) NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH.
Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her back to pouring
honey
on her and licking it off. Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers are all
handy
props; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a no no.

32) SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH AGAINST HERS.
There is no less erotic noise. It's as sexy as a belching contest.

33) ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES.
If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless she's a
Romanian
gymnast, don't get too ambitious. Ask yourself if you want a sexual partner
with snapped hamstrings.

34) LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE.
Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for men because they
have
a prostate. Women don't.

35) GIVING LOVE BITES.
It is highly erotic to exert some gentle suction on the sides of the
neck,
if you do it carefully. No woman wants to have to wear turtlenecks and
jaunty
scarves for weeks on end.

36) BARKING INSTRUCTIONS.
Don't shout encouragement like a coach with a megaphone. It's not a big
turn-on.

37) TALKING DIRTY.
It makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900line.
If
she likes nasty talk, she'll let you know

38) NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES.
You have to finish the job. Keep on trying until you get it right, and
she
might even do the same for you.

39) SQUASHING HER.
Men generally weigh more than women, so if you lie on her a bit too
heavily, she will turn blue.

40) THANKING HER.
Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Your bedroom is not a
soup kitchen.

Saturday, October 14, 2006

TEST..

I took a few small tests today,... some of them really impressed me, on accuracy, however, test is a test, nothing more, the one who knows me best is myself and my dearest.

njoy reading

Your Linguistic Profile:
35% General American English
35% Yankee
20% Dixie
5% Upper Midwestern
0% Midwestern


Your Personality Is

Guardian (SJ)


You are sensible, down to earth, and goal oriented.
Bottom line, you are good at playing by the rules.

You tend to be dominant - and you are a natural leader.
You are interested in rules and order. Morals are important to you.

A hard worker, you give your all at whatever you do.
You're very serious, and people often tell you to lighten up.

In love, you tend to take things carefully and slowly.

At work, you are suited to almost any career - but you excel in leadership positions.

With others, you tend to be polite and formal.

As far as looks go, you are traditionally attractive. You take good care of yourself.

On weekends, you tend to like to do organized activities. In fact, you often organize them!




You Are Los Angeles

Young and fun, you always know where the best parties are.
And while you tend to keep things carefree and casual...
You certainly can glam it up when you need to.

Famous people from Los Angeles: Tyra Banks, Jake Gyllenhall, Freddie Prinze Jr.






If You Were Born in 2893...



Your Name Would Be: Enm Irb



And You Would Be: A Space Pirate


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You Are 8: The Challenger

You're brave, impulsive, and gutsy - loving challenges.

You act first and think later. And you're not afraid to speak up.

You are confident, so much so that you can be a bit bossy at times.

Whether people like it or not, you always stand up for yourself.


You May Be a Bit Antisocial...

Antisocial? That may be a bit of an understatement.
You think rules are meant to be broken - and with gusto!
Having no fear, you don't even think about consequences.
But people love you anyway... you've got a boatload of charm.



You Belong in New Zealand

Good on ya, mate
You're the best looking one of the bunch
Though you're often forgotten...
You're quite proud of who you are


Your Dominant Intelligence is Bodily-Kinesthetic Intelligence

You are naturally athletic and coordinated, good at making your mind and body work together.
Sports are fun and easy for you, especially those requiring good hand - eye coordination.
There's also a good chance you're a great dancer, or good at expressing yourself through body language.
You learn best by doing, and you feel like you've always got to be moving (even if it's just your hands).

You would make a good athlete, physical education teaches, dancer, actor, firefighter, or artisan.

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Pissed Off!!!Nando's or Room service Asia?

Well, today i felt like having nando's. I had nap for quite a while then when i woke up around 6something,i did something .. skip all that then i went to search nando's online. I had seen a nando's delivery at my condo in LagoonView so i wanted to give it a try. Yosh, i gotta download the menu then..choose that i wanted to have half chicken and 2sidelines which is priced at around 17 bucks.
Then i called their branch in Bandar Sunway,... wankers.... doesnt work,.. so i tried the one in Subang parade... at last someone picked the phone up. Then that person gave me the number to call if i wanted to order for delivery. Yosh.. !! hungry and full of expectation, i called this number, and a girl was taking order... i gave her the detail... name, phone number, bla bla bla... then after ordered that, she said,
"what wud u like to order?" I told her my order then i said i wanted hot ...
"anything else sir?"
" nothing .. i think that wud be all"
"i'm sorry sir, but your order must be at least 20 bucks"...
"oh... ok, then can u change the order for me, ?"
" ok..."
" whole chicken and one peri peri chips"( sud be around 32bucks)
"and wud u like hot or extra hot?"
confuse, i said, "Hah?"
"wud u like extra hot, hot, mild or??"
"i said " same like before of course.. hot"
(this question is not even logical???)
then she said..
" ok.. everything for 40-bla bla bla dollars"....
a bit confuse on why it gets tat much... i just said.. ok...
While waiting i had a bag of potato chips.. coz i am darn hungry..

At 8.15pm, it arrived, and when i saw the bill...
WAT DA F**k..... 47 bucks... Son of a holy F**ker Bitch.... shit heaad.. how the hell.. tat can be tat expensive.. well.. after tax 5 bucks.... service charge.. and there it is... the "DELIVERY COST "

10 RINGGIT... ( Look at the picture...)
I am so pissed off....



god dammit.. a god damn chicken.. for nearly 50 bucks....???? are they out of their mind? i can slaughter the whole gank of chicken with that money up here...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..
never ever... those shit head Room Service Asia..
Even dominoz or Pizza hut is 30 minutes guarantee with no delivery cost...
Stupid... world..

Ninth

Today, like the other days
I enjoy going out there
with my bottle of water
sittin on the balcony of the ninth floor

At night i dont know what am I searching for
I dont have question in my mind
I dont have answer to look forward to
I have no idea what i am there for
except,....
probably its quiet and person-less over there

I looked at the sky,
I found few stars, some i was sure, some i wasnt
the light was nice, the air was okay

Sit I for an hour,
and then more, and then more...
sometimes waiting for sms
sometimes waiting for nothing,

Is this world all about it
something that cant get out of your mind
something that will haunt you
a never ending promise that will test your endurance
of how far are you willing to wait and wait and wait

none can tell you when its over
none can tell you where it will go
none can tell you how will it go
none can tell you what on your way
none can......
none is needed to share those things

I missed time when you can be true to yourself
We are borned funny,,,,,,,
funnily a way that we need something to listen

The way you make me feel,
lasted for long...
it aint timeless, but its smooth
maybe i am an idiot,
life isnt all about it....

Life is lonely,
no matter how much you smile,
no matter how much you jump,
no matter how much you tell stories,
no matter how much you laugh,
no matter how many friends you have
sometimes, its just lonely
but we stupidly believe tat we need time for ourselves,
where pride is traded for peace

This place is gonna be like others
Stayed and left behind
People are nice,....
I'm just not for them,
It's not the time.........
Hahaha,
life's good...


Kenz

Sunday, August 27, 2006

Chinatown-Different exposure


By Yip Cheong fun

" Teach me to live under the sun,
To learn, to work and to have fun.
Mould me like the potter's clay,
Fill and inspire me each day."

"Live then like the eternal sun,
Bright, warm and pure like it's rays.
Light up the lives of everyone.
Love your folks and cherish them always.

Seek your true self; know your soul,
and feel the filial piety in your heart.
Then have a vision of your role and goal,
In school, home and society for a start.

By all means, enjoy life and have fun,
If it goes with caring and sharing that's kind.
There's fun in work for everyone -
If it does engage his passion and mind.

Be careful then how you live in joy or sorrow.
Dwell in humility and wisdom each day.
As you learn to number your days, you'll know
That you may be the potter, not the clay."

Andrew Yip, Author, Chinatown - Different Exposures

Sunday, August 13, 2006

Rest my Soul

Rest my soul

Morning,…
I saw myself up,…
Leaving the noise of my head

Soon midst is thick,…
And the buzz bees sting
Threading a line through the darkness
Drunk,… the bear blamed the river

A small step brings nowhere
Come closer to the pair of chopstick
Rub it against each other...
Bring it close together,…
Bowing towards the sun

Laze the back
Sigh silently,
It is a nowhere must go
It is a somewhere in
A place where it’s you and you alone

Long I saw you through a looking glass
Near as the rain tip touches my window
Forgive the fall to keep it far too long

Ever want to sneak for a sun rise?
Will the warmth worth the pain?
A gold that never shines
Dark buried under its pride
Fear a touch of its glory
Eternal as it peacefully sleeps


CR

Saturday, July 29, 2006

kidziee-2 cuter this time.. !!!





















Kidziee-1

Wif a kid at the killing field in pnomh penh,Cambodia

At grand palace in Thai, darn hot day, wish i was the kid huehehhe

Kawaiii... meao... hahaha, found on the way around the temple in Thai

KL tower, a cutie lil kid...

This elmo kid, sooooooooo hard to get his shot, i took about 10++ shots with anti shake mode, at last i can get him.. hahaha,

Actually, i just think the girl on the right hand is quite nice, but after i zoom it later on.. haha, sorry girl,... haha, not that much of what i expect, anyway, hahaha... no offence ok

Hello monk... are you with mobile phone in drinking a cup of darn starbuck a product of capitalism? hahhaa, Berjaya time square.. those selibate fucker..

another yellow kid pose in KL tower..

a cute lil moeslim kid, he is quite chubby, i got quite a nice shot on a monorail ride in KualaLumpur CIty

yo.. dont fight ok.. the cool uncle Kenz will take your pic one by one.. ok.. Queue up!!! hahaha, wata...

Saturday, July 22, 2006

Early-KL-travel







ken by us, .. during out KL-surrounding travel...

Friday, July 21, 2006




Well, first of all,(dont tell this to my father ok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, He didnt want me to get a digital camera, so i have to make my own money and buy it hahaha) i just got my beloved new camera Lumix panasonic DMC-Fx01 a few moment ago before i went traveling (will be on my next blog). I was thinking of ipod video before( fuck,.. everytime i saw someone use it,... i'll think about it), it costs me RM1600 to get the camera, with extra battery, with protection screen and of course a 1GIG SD card(who can live without it).... well, this is what happened when i bought. I went from a shop to another one, well try to get best deal. first i want a slim factor camera,.. looking for a pretty good one since i am willing to stretch the budget to RM1500 (about USD 400)...
So, start with the most beloved one Sony T30, although it is said to be an improved version of T9 that has a bad de-red-eye effect and no IOS (image stabilizer).. and larger 3-inch screen...i just love the model.. ha3x... but the spec seems falling behind on the pro-review. and dont ask the price, its super high which can hit up to 1700-1800 ringgit before the accessories and other shit. well, its nice, but the lense doesnt retract as you zoom in and out... good thing? maybe, but i dont like it, look like cheap camera.. One thing again, since the CD has a spyware, i since then never recommend any sony product to anyone anymore. also that my life has been always with SDcard,.. i dont really wanna purchase something that is not going to be later on compatible with my other device. so .. GO DA HELL SONY.. maybe next time.. wakakaka
second, is of course Canon,.. a camera for serious photo lover. Aiming for the latest one ixus800i, i thought it is a slim camera but its not. again with 3" LCD monitor... wow, it blows my mind, as the test that i did on it.. shows a great detail, pricing.. another 1700bucks, but this one come with about 512-1gig SDcard. Well, its well above budget also, spec wonderful. try to compare with the slim camera the ixus 60 and the other older model. the design is not as slim as cybershot, but they are super powerful camera, as they're often described as warm and crispy.. i've always love this one, so i decide, no to the slim, and better use the a bit heavy one, as long as i can pocket it. i soon fell in love with ixus 800, its big, and its heavy... but its super powerful.. and the design is very "elegant".. unlike the design that cybershot has crippled and empty, although sony is very sleek.. i admit.
Next is Olympus the slim camera is quite reasonable in pricing about 1200ringgit, very nice, crispy screen.. decent shot, .. i consider it coz my cute housemate, ex.. now, hikzz. mizz jeanie .. jeanie where are you? hehehe,.. she used it and she liked it so i did consider it, although i am more interested in a camera with more muscle and punch in it. ... very interesting camera, very light as well, and whoupz.. dont underestimate that one too early tho, its 7.1Megapix camera.. yeah :p
So, i end up running here and there, try to find best deal for Canon ixus 800i. but when i arrive at this shop, i asked a shop keeper, which is young energetic. he is at the top floor of sunway pyramid, very nice to new comer. just ask any question, i can tell you, he will try to answer your question as well as possible.
Well, i asked one question " i consider to get this canon 800, but do you have any suggestion, in which the camera has similar spec and muscle as the canon ixus 800i, but in terms of weight, price or quality can match canon?"...



DMC-FX01, that my boy... ha3x, when i touch it, the design is not ellegant, but i know that since it is put at par in the spec with canon, it must be at least good... LCD is smaller at 2.5inch. but i soon fall in love with it. with a small price diffrent, better lense, .. they have same service station around the corner. i soon consider it very seriously

ah well, cut the bull crap...I end up with the Lumix,.. wakakaka... due to my last test, that i took both camera, canon ixus 800 can do 3x zoom and Lumix can do 3.6x zoom. so after considering the display on the LCD screen, Lumix is clear winner when it comes to the sharpness of picture display on the LCD screen. so how about the recording? Umm.. hahaha, i dunno, i just can say Lumix is very vibrant and nice in colour, very real... very very rich... canon is often being described as "warm", and i would describe Lumix as Real...
The two top picture above is from sunway lagoon, its taken from my condominium where i am based at now. i admit that although there's almost no natural view from my condo, that itself is very nice already..
You know what,.. that area is often used as a concert ground of alot of event, some chinese and taiwanese singer, and guess what this late july (27th if i am not mistaken), PCD (pussy cat doll), will perform LIVE there, and I wil be able to see a tiny dot of them from 1.5km away.. from my balcon.. and listen to them crystal clear... hohoho.. tat's all for this time.

Monday, June 26, 2006

Pasar malam--v.1--

Well, Yesterday i went to Pasar malam (night wet market) in USJ, Well, i heard a kid said "mom, look!! its a shark... can we bring it home" hahaha.. then i turned my head over and Wow, a shark around 35-40cm length, a baby shark i guess.. is just lied over there still complete with its fin and everything... and i started to take out my mobile phone and take a picture of it..
Today i talked with my friend in sydney and told her that i saw a shark on sale yesterday,.. and what is entertaining is .. check conversation below:
Me: "i took a picture of a baby shark in the pasar malam"
Jade: "baby shark? in pasar malam?"
Me:"yeah.. they sell a whole shark... small.. about 35cm length"
Jade:" can we buy the shark?"
Me: yes you can
Jade:":-O will it grow as big as a shark?,I mean like those in the sea"
Me: "dear... that one is dead already,they wont bring that in a tank... in pasar malam...its a market, not an aquarium show hahaha"
Jade: "i thought u mean sell the alive one"

Yeh.....
Seeing the dead shark in the market is shocking enough for me, but believe me, this girl doesnt seem to be very excited, i guesss.. oh, Jade is from east malaysia,... everyone, what might surprise her a lil bit is if the shark is alive and on sale like all those tank wish or maybe its cute to actually have a "shark NEMO" as your pet hahaha... well, its a live.. and Jade, .. no offence ok.. just write this for fun ha3x....

If i do see that shark in a tank.. maybe i'll have a greenpeace contact number handy on my mobile .. hahaha...
anyhow, Pasar malam is a wonderful place... i'll talk bout it next time very soon

Sunday, June 18, 2006

-Gambling-v.1.06















This is the third or fourth time I have been to Genting Highland, the "drain money, welcome to throw your fuckin money" city of entertainment. that's how they silently call it.. hahaha..

It's about 60++kilometer away from KLcity which will take about an hour++ on average to reach. Genting is well known as probably the biggest Casino in South East Asia and if not the only legal one...Oh yes, Malaysia is a moeslim country, so it would at least prove you that they are very open minded indeed. The government "kerajaan" does forbid their moeslim fella to ever enter the casino, but it is very much depend on the individual being themselves.
Ok, back to the Casino, Temporaily yes they're still the biggest, but not for long. Spore government have already launched 2 Massive MEGA project to build 2 casinos one of them is "Marina Bay project"(announced the winner,will open by 2009) and the other one is if not mistaken is in Sentosa island (Genting is favourite to win this one which will be decided in a few month time)... So, malaysia gotta be prepared, also recent news, that in johor baru they will build a Disney land??? haha3x,well not to underestimate,but i wont bet on that one....at least not in a near forseeable future..

Anyway,...that's not the purpose of today's topic
Well, I have this idea, after reading a book halfway, "Against the God" which is like a history of how humans come to approach risk up until this day from ancient time. Indeed, very interesting and boring book at the same time....
ha3x, well, let me describe it to you first, maybe you'll be interested to make some money in a casino also by laboring yourself, in terms of time and capital whether for the sake of the money or, like me, for the sake of the fun since i can afford to fund my stupid project to quench the thirst of my stupid curiosity.. ha3x
Well, lets assume that you have an unlimited amount of capital and time to sit and gamble in the casino. This method can be applied to many games, but i'm interested particularly on the 3-dice-throwing game.
Well, in every most game and dice throwing in particular there is a game called "Big/Small", in which 1 pay 1 if you guess which is right. if the sum of the 3-dice is 4-10 is small, and if the sum is 11-17 its big. Have a think about it, make sure you understand that as its very simple.
After a few visit, i realised that i have never seen or almost hardly every seen that a "BIG" or "SMALL" comes out in more than 5 consecutive time. Mostly its 2 or 3. Some people or let me say most people write down the "statistic"of the historical data of the outcome and then "hoping" that somehow the dice is controlled by computer in hope they can make a "smart" guess on what might coming out next. Lets not dismiss them but i'll ignore them for a mean while.
Assumption,
1. "in BIG/SMALL dice game, both the host and player have 50/50 chance of winning"
2. "The Chance of the BIG/Small comes out more than 5consecutive times" is zero or approaching 0;

Thats, our basic assumption although if you are smart enough you can spot out what is the defect of the assumption, however it is enough to carry out an experiment for me.
The lowest bet is 5 ringgit, and highest is 5000. Then there is what we call Time Vs Capital
To reduce the amount of capital risked, i am looking to only win $5 or minimum exposure per run. I will start putting $5, if i lose i will put $10, if i lose again, i will put $20, again $40 then again $80 and again $165 and so on and so forth, in which that "everytime i lose, i will put a sum of what i've lost + $5" so,as long as I have the capital, and time, there will come a time when i win and "ONCE I WIN,I WILL REAP BACK MY CAPITAL PLUS $5 WINNING"
however this thing can go on and on forever, although in general, practically the same outcome might only comes out 5consecutive times....
Realizing that, i have more Time than my Capital that i'm willing to risk, and also that i assume in most cases there might only be 5 consecutive outcome in one run, i decide that i'll only start putting my bet if there is a 2 consecutive outcome . What i mean, is if "BIG, BIG or SMALL,SMALL" has comes out, i will put the bet on its opposite outcome. So, if first Big, second Big, then i'll put my initial $5 on the Small, and stay on Small until small comes out....so I will only be risking 3X if the 5consecutive-outcome-possibility outcome is true.
Here, i have to patiently wait for 2consecutive outcome to turn out before i can start putting bet, so at capital point of view, i've advantage but not at Time point of view.
OK, FINISH WITH THE THEORY BLA BLA BLA, I WAS READY TO PULL OUT MY $100 BUCKS TO ENJOY AND LAUGH OUT LOUD ABOUT ON MY STUPID EXPERIMENT TO MAKE FUN OF MY CURIOSITY
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Friday, June 16, 2006

--My Story---

In spanish, Mi historia means My story, this is the universe in which everything of my humanly thought are allowed to be liberized, in my own way...